Wednesday, February 13, 2008

rohtak stories 2

Ragini

the year was 1994. rohtak girls were living their lives the way a Murrah buffalo deals with the routine. idyllic, quiet, a quick swish of the tail to smack a few distracting flies, mandatory and public groping of the udders. suddenly, jyoti and priyanka of D.A.V School, XI C, (C for Commerce, not for Chalu), noticed that vivek and nikhil are not paying any attention to them. they were conspiring about something in the recess instead of waiting for them in front of the girls toilet. jyoti suggested that vivek must be telling nikhil about masturbation, since Vivek was always full of useful information, like, kab sex karne se bachha nahin hota?
it was tuition time at Pasrija Coaching Classes and priyanka was actually waiting for nikhil, whom she really liked, in fact priyanka had already dreamt about suhaagraat with nikhil, complete with dhoodh ka glass and petticoat ka naada.
nikhil and vivek were not there. priyanka wasn't able to concentrate on Labour Laws. she was thinking about nikhil. where could he be? was there any other girl in his life? has he started gambling with vivek's elder brother, vishal? priyanka was regretting that she didn't go to the tilyar lake mini zoo with nikhil. zyada se zyada ek pappi hi toh karta........Pasrija Sir's class came to an end after what seemed like years, and jyoti and priyanka decided to roam around in Model town for a little while. Veg patteez and thumsup will be useful while waiting for nikhil. jyoti could also use this time to look at nihal singh, that rugged jat who excelled at volleyball in school, wore tight half sleeves shirt and completely ignored jyoti. suddenly, priyanka saw nikhil, on his white bajaj chetak, fondly called badal, vivek was with him. they were going sloooooooow, they were looking at someone. priyanka followed their gaze.
at 5 feet, 3 inches, the girl was towering over the entire model town market. even ramu of ramu fried burger fame was distracted. the girl was smiling, at no one in particular. she just seemed happy. kohl lined eyes, hint of rouge, hair tied in a regulation pony tail, hour glass figure. but something that was noticed by priyanka, jyoti, gopal uncle of gopal provisional store, dheeraj gulati of gulati medicos and many others at the same time was the length of her skirt. casually flirting with the lower thighs and upper knees, the skirt was at least three inches short than the standard 'no knees' skirts of 1994. she was wearing white socks, folded in a way to cover only the ankles, and to top it all, waxed legs!!!! priyanka immediately understood that nikhil doesn't belong to her anymore.
the year is 2008. every day, about 200 people, born between the years 1974 to 1984 try to trace Ragini on orkut, facebook, myspace and youtube. she is there, on orkut, facebook, myspace and youtube. she gets 15 'frenship' requests every day. she sometimes talks to her former fans.
in the words of Pankaj Taneja ( 1976-, Senior Manager, Training and Development, Genpact): 'pichhle tees salon mein agar rohtak ki dharti pe kisi ne janam liya hai, toh woh hai Ragini'

more rohtak stories will be added as soon as ragini acknowledges my attempt at 'making frenship' with her.

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