rohtak stories 1

rohtak is a small town in haryana. about 75 kms west of new delhi, it is the home town of Mallika Sherawat, Randeep Hooda, and the first IPS officer to join Interpol, Ravi Kant Sharma. it is also the place where Subhash Ghai spent three years during his graduation. it is a place where the sarkari theka opens at 6 am. the sarkari schools open at 8 am. it is a place where, if a girl wears anything other than a salwaar kameez, it is called a dress. jeans is dress, skirt is dress, frock is dress and dress is dress. there is a big university in rohtak, Maharishi Dayanand University, commonly known as MDU. there are two major extracuricular activities of male students of MDU: panga and compromise. there is another activity which is preferred by male students from delhi: chhoribazzi. these students usually go to internet cafes and/or the archies gallery. there are two major activites of the female students of MDU: sports and library. there are a few chalu female students who take lifts from male students on their black/red pulsar/cbz.

there is a Mallika Sherawat Fan Club in rohtak. there is a Randeep Hooda Fan Club in rohtak. there is an underground Anti Mallika Sherawat club as well. the members of this club believe that Mallika Sherawat has no right to call rohtak her hometown, because she never spent any time in MDU or in Model Town market. and if she did, what was she wearing? a burqa? because anyone looking like Mallika Sherawat would get noticed. all the members of this club have spent 30 years in MDU and Model Town market, permanently committing every good looking girl/woman/bhabhi to memory.

good looking girls/women/bhabhis are called maal in rohtak. any three wheeler, known as auto in rest of the world, which has at least three maals, is called a maal gaadi. a maal can be 15 year old school girl, 20 year old student of BA (pass), or 31 year old bhabhi from DLF colony. in order to see all the three above mentioned maals, a strict timetable is required. the schoolbus comes to the bus stop at 7.20 am, it is important to escort the girl, ragini, to her school on your bike or scooter, after all, a good impression is very important. impressing a girl is called number banana. manju, that BA (pass) girl, goes for her English tuition at 4 pm. she is not alone. her friend, pushpa, is with her. pushpa is not good looking. there is a juice shop in front of Prof. Srivastava's house. it is very important that manju looks at you as soon as she comes out of Prof. Srivastava's house. it is also very important that tinku, the juice boy, is okay with credit.
sujata bhabhi will go to shaam tailors to get her blouse stiched. every time, shaam bhaiyya needs to get the measurement. sujata bhabhi likes the professionalism. sham tailors is also close to Prof. Srivastava's house. ek teer se kai nishane.


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